I just uncovered a vast worldwide conspiracy organized by those responsible for 9-11, the financial collapse, global warming and network television. I can only thank a non existent being whom I don’t believe in that Stumbleupon stumbled me across these three articles in a matter of minutes.
From a ChemistyTimes aritcle:
Cell protein suppresses pain 8 times more effectively than morphine (10/10/2008)
Tags: cells, proteins
Image shows PAP (in red) in pain-sensing neurons. - Credit: Mark Zylka, Ph.D. More people suffer from pain than from heart disease, diabetes and cancer combined, but many of the drugs used to relieve suffering are not completely effective or have harmful side effects.
Now researchers at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine and the University of Helsinki have discovered a new therapeutic target for pain control, one that appears to be eight times more effective at suppressing pain than morphine.
The scientists pinpointed the identity and role of a particular protein that acts in pain-sensing neurons, or nerve cells, to convert the chemical messengers that cause pain into ones that suppress it.
“This protein has the potential to be a groundbreaking treatment for pain and has previously not been studied in pain-sensing neurons,” said lead study author Mark J. Zylka, Ph.D., assistant professor of cell and molecular physiology at UNC. The results of the study will be published online in the journal Neuron, on Wednesday (Oct.
and in the print edition the following day.
From a ScienceDaily article:
ScienceDaily (Nov. 10, 2008) — Scientists from Maastricht University have developed a method to look into the brain of a person and read out who has spoken to him or her and what was said. With the help of neuroimaging and data mining techniques the researchers mapped the brain activity associated with the recognition of speech sounds and voices.
and finally from a LifeNews.Com article:
London, England (LifeNews.com) – The Britain House of Commons approved the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill that pro-life groups have been opposing because it is pro-cloning. However, because of the limited debate on the measure, there is some reason to celebrate.
John Smeaton, the national director of SPUC, says he’s disappointed the HFE bill, which would allow scientists engage in grisly human cloning projects involving the combination of human and animal parts, received approval form the chamber. (emphasis mine)
What. The. Fuck.
After I came across those articles I had to step outside for some fresh air, but decided to get high instead. While sitting in my well worn computer chair in a state of suspended animation I embarked on an intense though experiment. This is what I saw:
If you think bestiality porn is bad…just wait unitil you see some manimal porn for the first time. Or what about a super-strength, non pain feeling, manima,l clone army designed to conquer the world and enslave those who dissent??
Only one peson can help us now…
