1. Your neighbor, who you have never seen out in day light during the three years he’s lived next to you, will inevitably walk outside his house to talk on the phone as you unsuccessfully try to hide the smell of the *CENSORED* you are sneakily smoking in the garage with the door open in broad daylight on a Wednesday.
2. You will call up all your buddies who are still in the Air Force and repeat the phrase “Dude, I’m fucking *CENSORED* as fuck” over and over again until they eventually hang up on you.
3. Your dog will chew through the cable wire thereby denying you internet access for an agonizing 20 minutes while you tear the house apart looking for that extra roll of cable you are postive you bought three years ago.
4. It will rain for the first time all summer preventing you from floating in your pool *CENSORED* as fuck all day long as you had originally planned.
5. You will feel like you just lost a part of you. You will miss seeing your friends.
