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SlashBe

November 11th, 2008 at 12:53 am

It’s Christmas In America - You’re Either With Us Or Against Us

My wife and I are in the middle of finishing up the repainting project on our living room when a Pat Benatar song came on the tv titled Christmas In America.

Sounds sweet huh. Wrong. This fucking song is the most transparent piece of state run propaganda I’ve ever seen. I’m serious. Read the fucking lyrics.

It’s Christmas in America
There’s carols in the air
The snow falling on the ground
There’s holly everywhere
The people they’re all different too
Their troubles put aside
They smile a little brighter
It seems at Christmas time

It’s Christmas in America
Let the angels sing
It’s Christmas in America
Let freedom ring
Let peace resound throughout the world
Especially on this day
It’s Christmas in America
God bless the USA

The kids get so excited
Preparing for the day
Their letters to Santa have all been sent
The cookies have been baked
The creche under the Christmas tree
Awaits the baby child
It seems to mean so much more this year
Than it has in a while

Coz It’s Christmas in America
Let the angels sing
It’s Christmas in America
Let freedom ring
Let peace resound throughout the world
Especially on this day
It’s Christmas in America
God bless the USA

So keep your babies close tonight
Hug your husband, kiss your wife
Be thankful for this way of life,
We’re fortunate to share
And not forget the ones we’ve lost
Their memory lives on in our hearts
They’ll be forever in our thoughts
And always in our prayers
Unto this world a child is born
His gift was meant for everyone
The light of peace shines on and on
And never fades away
America, America indivisible we are
One nation under God
And that will never change

Coz It’s Christmas in America
Let the angels sing
It’s Christmas in America
Let freedom ring
Let peace resound throughout the world
Especially on this day
It’s Christmas in America
God bless the USA
It’s Christmas in America
God bless the USA

Now seriously what the fuck is that shit? How wonder how much money ‘ol P.B. took for the gig. Maybe they promised her daughter a record deal. Who knows. All I know is fuck Pat Benatar for selling out. Fucking singing this piece of shit reminds me of the beginning of 1984.

Don’t think that just because Obamam got elected president that I’m still not paranoid.

November 2nd, 2008 at 6:06 pm

Police Search Criplled 90 Year Old Grandmother

We decided to take the kids to the air show over on what used to be Kelly AFB. We packed everyone in the van and took off. It took a while to find a place to park. We then had to stand in line and wait to get in. As we approached the entrance I notice that the military police were inspecting bags and using metal detectors on everyone. I mean everyone. 3 months to 90 years old. Didn’t matter. You got wanded. Oh, you’re 90 and wheel chair bound? Sorry, get out of the wheel chair. We need to wand you. Oh, you’re 3 months old and don’t know what the fuck I’m saying? Too bad. Mom, take her out of the stroller I need to wand her. And then there was my five year old daughter.

She was in front of me in line. As she approached the police they asked her to place her pack of sour gummy straws ont he table. Then they asked her to step away from the table. Then they asked her to raise her arms. The proceeded to wand her.  The wand made a tiny beep sound and the police man said to her, “Uh oh! What do we have here?!”. My daughter gave him a look that said “Wtf, I’m five.”

Then I approached the police. I put my keys, cell phone and lighter on the table and stepped away. I raised my arms. The police started wanding. Then the wand beeped. “Sir, what do you have in your pocked?!” I reach in and pull out a pack of cigarettes and toss them on the table. He starts wanding again. The wand beeps again. “SIr, now what you do you have in this pocket?!”. I reach in and pull out another pack of cigarettes and toss them on the table. He starts wanding again. The wand beeps again. The police says nothing. He gives me a look that says “O.K. mudji fucker, what the fuck is going on?”. I reach in my pocket and pull out my wallet and toss it on the table. I look at the police and say “Would you like me to get naked too?”. He wands me again and nothing beeps. I grab my stuff, give a stare and then move on with my five year old as my wife and three year old go through the process of being wanded. 

As me and my daugher wait she asks me why they needed to wand her. I said that they think she might be a terrorist and have a bomb or knife on her. She looks at me and says “What the hell. I’m five.”.

My wife comes over and says that after I walked away, another police came over and told him he should have just kicked me out.  In which he said that he should of.  My wife then stepped up for her cavity search and let them know that we were together and that I was holding all her stuff. The police seemed a little uncomfortable and said yeah that happens.

So apparently not playing the part of the mindless zombie that they want us to be is grounds for being kicked out. What I was more frustrated with was the fact that no one and I mean no one said or did a damn thing to show their displeasure with their 3 months being wanded or their 90 year old crippled grandmother being wanded.

When the fuck did nation become a nation of mindless followers of big brother?