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Howdy

» by Trey December 27th, 2008 at 3:39 am » Comments (3)

For once my lack of writing has nothing to do with being in a down mood. I’ve just been busy living life and having fun. So let’s recap a little.

Christmas was great. It was odd too. This was the first christmas we did not have our normal $9,000 bonus in our account. We probably spent about $300 this year on stuff. We didn’t even buy each other anything…the wife and I.

But it was fucking awesome. This was also the first year that we bought what the girls asked for instead of what we thought they’d like. Which means lots of plastic jewelry, flash lights, whistles and magnifying glasses. Mo got a nintendo ds and Sophie got a leapster hand held.



Yeah Baby, Smear That Ass

» by Trey December 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm » Comments (2)

I do it. You do it. We all do it. We shit. We wipe. With toilet paper.

Toilet paper as we know it today was invented around 1870-ish. I could see how there was a need for it back then. Especially cowboys and such. But nowadays??



Snow In San Antonio

» by Trey December 9th, 2008 at 11:08 am » Comments (0)

*Update* - They got it right. It went from 82 and cloudy to 34 with Rain/Snow/Sleet. Yay.
Like I do every morning I checked the day’s forcast when I woke up. And to my surprise I see this:

Today

Tonight

Tomorrow

 

Allow for Wind

Partly Cloudy / Wind
High
76° F

Precip:
 
10%

A mix of clouds and sun with gusty winds. High 76F. Winds NW [...]



What The Fuck? A Letter To Santa Claus

» by Trey December 4th, 2008 at 9:01 pm » Comments (0)

I always knew my kids were a little different, but this is just plain fucking weird. This is their letter to Santa Claus:
Dear Santa Claus,
We have been really good this year. Moirah would very much like to have a pony stick (apparently they are getting bored with the metal broom handle with a sock on [...]



A Day Of Thanks…

» by Trey November 27th, 2008 at 4:21 pm » Comments (1)

Happy Day That Abraham Lincoln Created In 1863 As A National Day Of Thanks:
The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have [...]