Last night was weird. Really weird.

Sophia, who worships sleeping, had a hard time falling asleep last night. When she did fall asleep you couldn’t stay asleep.

Mo was the same way. She couldnt sleep. She came into the computer room at like 2:30 A.M. to tell us she couldn’t sleep.

There was a really really odd feel to last night.

I finally went to bed at about 3:30 A.M. Just to make sure that I followed with the theme of the night, I couldn’t sleep. Really odd for a *CENSORED*.

I was almost asleep when I heard it. This quivering, shrill that pierced my ears and brought out of my semi-conscious state.

I got up out of bed and walked into the hallway to do a quick scan of the house. I noticed all of dogs in the dining room. I noticed Leilah, the Lab/Dane almost one year old, was in the dining room dancing around with her tail wagging incessantly.

I figured it was a bug, or spider or maybe one of the giant three foot Texas access ditch rats had gotten inside.

Oh now. That would make too much sense.

Instead what I saw was Skeletor embodied in the form of the ugliest chihuahua I have ever seen. Little fucking rat dog broke into my house, ate some food, and decided to shit everywhere.

Now, the question is, how the fuck did he get into the house?

I, of course, was afraid that some serial killer and his loyal sidekick ratdog had broken in and while Mr. Serial Killer hid and watched had his fucking ratdog lure us out where he would then do his killer thing.

So I woke up the wife, told her what was going on and made her check the house to ensure it was secure.

After convincing me that indeed there were no serial killers in the house, we then sat about trying to figure out how the fuck this little fucker got in.

The only thing we could think of was that after one of my numerous *CENSORED* breaks on the back deck, I left the back door partially open when I floated back into the computer room. He must have come in and hid, waiting for me to go to bed, only then deciding to let out the shrill of skeletor.

The funny thing is that this is not the first time some odd dog has wandered into our home. As a matter of fact this makes the third dog, not to mention one cat, several rats, and 6 year old juvenille deliquent neighbor kid.

Yeah.

JewFro Update: It’s coming along nicely.

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John Travolta’s 16 year old mentally ill son died of a seizure today.

He should be charged with Manslaughter for his son’s death. What a stupid fucking asshole.

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I just finished watching The Day The Earth Stood still. Parts of the movie were laugh out loud absurd. Take for instance the scene where Jennifer Connoly begs Keanu Reeves to not kill the human race because…we can change dammit.

If you were to randomly ask people if we are more civilized now as compared to say 1000 years ago I would venture to guess that a vast majority would respond “yes”.

Truth is, the human race is the same as it was 5,000 years ago. We’ve simply found creative ways to kill. All of the same traits are there: Ambition, Greed, Jealousy, Fear, Anger, Desire.

The human race amuses me. We spend so much time trying to convince ourselves that we have some other, higher purpose here on earth other than to procreate. They believe that they are more than simply an organic life support system for the real ones in charge.

Humans are nothing more than animals.

My point is humans are nothing special. Just one more species of animals wandering around this small clump of star debris in an unimaginably large universe. Except that we have the ability to destroy and kill on a scale disproportionate to our size.

You here talk every now and then about how important it is to begins plans on colonizing the moon and Mars. Why? So we can destroy them as well?

I will argue on the side of humans that we are still a relatively infant stage species. Our ability to create and use advancing technology is only about 100 years old. 100 years. The universe is 15 billion years old. The earth is 4 billion  years old.

The only thing that will right the ship of humanity is an external threat. Super-novae, intense solar flare, incoming asteroid, whatever. Until then we will continue along  the pat of self annihilation.

Which if you think about who really cares anyways. Our average life span in a modern country is about 75 years. And then we move one. Remember, nothing is completely created or destroyed by the universe. It just get recycled. You and I and everything that we are was once the remnant of a long since dead star.

Before that we were the hydrogen that came together inside the heart of that star that brought it to life. Before that we were the insanely hot plasmatic soup of the bing bang aftermath. Before that…who knows. My point is we’ve been around since the beginning and we will be here long after our bodies are returned to the universe.

But in order to ensure that our time on the planet and in this conscious state is enjoyable we need to learn how to control the animal side of man or we need to say fuck it and let all laws go to the wayside. Ever man for himself. Just quit pretending we are something we are not.

I need nachos.

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